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I am a person preoccupied with options... and dirt.
FAQ's
What is the Dirty Ballerina?
A: The Dirty Ballerina is a collection of words, drawings and meanderings that fell out of my head and onto a page. (In the real life paper version there will be things that fell out of other people's heads sometimes.)
Who is the dirty ballerina?
A: Me.
Why do you get to be THE dirty ballerina? What makes you so special?
A: Because I said so and because that's me in the tutu.
Do you even do ballet?
A: The last time I did ballet was when that picture was taken 22 years ago.
*I'm going to stop here before it gets ugly and say that everyone has a little dirty ballerina inside of them. The next time you pour coffee down the front of your fancy outfit or trip and fall in the mud stop for a minute and look at yourself. Are you laughing? There she is...
Thirty in Thirty
As an assignment to myself and to push myself to learn about deadlines I am writing a blog everyday for thirty days. The only requirement I have is that I cannot blog about blogging. Most of it may be crap but I'm doing it anyway, so there.
Just Remember
My grandma always says, never let the truth get in the way of a good story. I always say, the truth is better than anything you can make up. I also tend to listen to my grandma as she's pretty smart. So, if you pop up, or think you pop up in anything I write you might be right, but then again, you might be wrong. All memory is fiction essentially, right?
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4 comments:
Hmmmm... I've to say...
this video was a little bit hmmmmmm WOW... I guess it was so intense that I'm speechless.
the Kenny/Dolly hmmm what to say . . . .okay I'll just say the Willie/Arlo clip is great! just saw Willie at Bonnaroo he was amazing! thanks for sharing.
Cindy
Aah, Dolly/Kenny's Hit Song way back in erm 1964!?..hehehe!..very nostalgic. Not really into the song but their performance was great! Truly gifted singers in their own right.That much I'll give it to them.
Thanks for sharing. Very much appreciated.
Stay well, strong and cool, DB.
xoxo ;)
Arlo and Willie, I cant fuck with them. Jesus, Willie smoked pot on the roof of the White House! The White House!!! As much as I hate proud stoners, that is the raddest thing since...
Shit, I don't even know.
How great is that? You get invited to the White House and you are so bored you ask to be excused so you can find a safe place to smoke dope. Really, You are in the company of the President of the United States and all you can think of is burning one on the roof!
Seriously, amazing!
When I was a kid I lived a mile or two away from Willie. He had a big plot of land that was supposed to be a farm. The only thing I remember about it was the herd of llamas.
I guess he farmed llamas.
As far as Dolly and Kenny goes...
First of all, the only thing I remember about this song was a joke that went around the schoolyard, it pretty much involved her tits. "Islands In The Stream", get it...
Whatever.
Number two, that is pre-surgery Kenny Rogers. Back when he was in the "Chicken Game".
Gambler, my ass.
Number three, Check out how out of time those fucking mouth breathers are with the clapping on the first verse!
Brilliant!
P.S. Kenny Rogers is the Michael Jackson of the Nashville set.
Just Sayin'
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