Monday, August 25, 2008

and so he did. Click here to read capt. pink pants' post.

7 comments:

Capt. Pinkpants said...

You want the homeless guy story, huh?

The Dirty Ballerina said...

yes, but that one you did is better commentary.

Capt. Pinkpants said...

Are you still with the ninjas?

The Dirty Ballerina said...

I'm afraid so. Turns out I make a pretty decent ninja, so now they REALLY don't want me to leave!

Capt. Pinkpants said...

I'll just tell the story here.
So, I am walking around the neighborhood on Sunday about 3pm. I am crossing Myra at Effie, now I am being one of those annoying types that crosses at an intersection with no crosswalk. I would happily walk to the nearest crosswalk if it wasn't super far away. Plus, I was all pissy over the "Junction" and all of the interlopers. So I start crossing the street when this car (that I didn't really get in the way of) honks it's horn and someone yells "get out of the road asshole!".
I take a look at the dude who yelled at me. Turns out it is a carload of dudes. The ones I could see all had their shirts off and looked like they might actually drink baby oil to sweat "sheen maintenance". Who drives around with other dudes with their shirts off? That is some fuckin' gay shit! Even Elton John would be embarrassed at that behavior.
Anyway, I yelled back "get out of my neighborhood, asshole!". Their car slowed down and for a half second I wondered if I was about to get into a fight with the moving oil slick. Any punch I would have thrown would just glance of them like a old lady slipping on grease, that is if I wasn't blinded by their glistening oil...
Before any of that kinda shit could happen a homeless guy on the corner yelled at them "yeah! Get out of the neighborhood, asshole!". He then reached into his shopping cart grabbed a bottle and threw it at the car. The bottle shattered all over their back window, cracking it like a spider web.
The dudes in the car sped away under the bridge and I just turned around and started walking. Their were a bunch of motorcycle cops sitting nearby, they saw the whole thing happen and didn't do shit.
This all happened in the span of 30 seconds. I felt bad until I realized it wasn't my fault, pedestrians have the right of way, especially at an intersection, even if it doesn't have a crosswalk!

Anonymous said...

LOL! I would've given that guy a dollar.

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