Obey the rules of traffic!

You know what's really fun? Walking faster than a snail crawls. You know what else is fun? NOT stopping in the middle of the sidewalk to peruse your map. I know it's a tourist mecca, what with all of the chain stores and homeless people offering their services to relive you of that burdensome change, but that does not mean that we all just want to amble about and look at nothing. Some of us actually have a place to go, a purpose for being on this god forsaken street. I get it, I too am sort of a tourist in this town but please, for fucks sake, pull over!!!